Today 3 brothers came into my work with the most 1994-haircuts ever, each a variation of the look immortalized by Rider Strong of Boy Meets World fame. Their last name also happened to be PAGAN.
It reminded me of this dude who came into the store once wearing a bright orange t-shirt, orange baseball cap, and an orange-chamoflage skirt! He also had a goatee, and his name was TROLLMAN. He also smelled like week old carrion.
The Pagans were well groomed and polite though, they just happened to look like they came out of a timewarp, or like they'd been hiding out in a bunker listening to Tripping Daisy for the last 15 years.
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